Hala: Avocados. Thoughts?
Lime: My favorite fruit. Also- my sister and I refer to them as Acvodads
Hala: That should be a crime.
Lime: what spurred requesting my thoughts on Avocado
Hala: I’m working but my mind is sleeping so I thought striking up a conversation might wake me up. Except I don’t have a topic of conversation.
Lime: Lol that does help sometimes. Hey, I could go on about Avocados
Hala: Please do! Write me a poem in praise of it. If I like it, I’ll request it be written in beautiful typography and I’ll put it on my shelf here.
Um you’re supposed to be the one waking up, don’t put me to work
LOL that’d be legit actually now that you mention typography…haha you know the way to a designer’s heart
Hala: I do.
Lime: also, mine, avocado
Hala: I’m very perceptive, y’know.
Hala: Avocados are the bomb-diggity.
Hala: HOLY CRAP YES
We did a thing
Hala: PLEASE MAKE ME A TYPOCADO THING I WILL PAY YOU FOR IT
Lime: XD OH IT WILL BE ALL THE THINGS
Hala: Like $5, just so you don’t think I’m a goldmine of a client.
Lime: hhahaha keepin’ it real, I like it
Hala: You get nothin’ but real with me. I’m the realest. Iggy Azalea got nothin’ on me. Except that she looks like a Wayans brother pretending to be a white girl. But she can keep that talent.
Lime: HAHAHHA I listened to her album I actually liked it a lot
Hala: Thou lacketh good musical taste. But we can still be friends. Grudgingly so.
Hala: Um. I have some Nutri-Grain bars in my drawer…will that help?
Lime: nah I need to try to go eat something more substancial
YEA THATAS WHATG I MEAND T GEEZ
and that’s what you get
Hala: *Yeah that’s what I meant, geez
Lime: See how boring that looks
Hala: Because your choice in fonts sucks.
Lime: noooooooo yourrrrrrrs
Hala : Mine is beautiful. Hush your lying face.
Hala: Honey, do you need speech therapy? I don’t know anyone personally but I can Google around for you.
Hala: *Throws a napkin your way and indicates the drool dripping down your chin* You might wanna…you know.
Hala: I’ll give you some time to collect yourself, sweetheart. Don’t work yourself up too much, you have such a delicate nature.